Monday, March 5

If John Edwards is a faggot...

...then Ann Coulter is a pre-op tranny. She's angry, outspoken, bigoted and conservative, and in the wake of such events as the Foley Page Scandal and the Ted Haggard Scandal, I'm not entirely unconvinced that she is actually a shim.

Supporting Fact #1: Women's Suffrage

What female would actually say that women should not vote? I guess the voting demographics suggest that all but one election since 1950 would have been won by Republicans. Did anybody else just get the heeby-jeebies? Last time I checked, only men were able to make "suffrage" sound like a bad thing. mAnn takes it to a brand new level of ignorance and deceit.

Supporting Fact #2: Adam's Apple

We've all seen it! And for some reason if you haven't, Google "Ann Coulter Adam's Apple" and see what you get. Better yet, if you have the Google Toolbar installed on your browser, just type in "Ann Coulter A" and look at the top of the auto-complete list.

Supporting Fact #3: Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Okay, I lied about the pre-op tranny thing. mAnn is actually full-on post-op tranny rock 'n' roller Hedwig Schmidt from the off-Broadway musical. Thanks to the folks at Encyclopedia Dramatica for this one. 'Nuff said.

If I were you, John Boy, I'd watch out. Remember in grade school when the little boys always picked on the girls they liked? It's kinda like that now, but this little boy named Ann has working parts and is determined to try them out on his/her new beau.

Don't say you haven't been warned.